Juliane Koepcke - survivalist, zoologist, badass of the week
For eleven days (!) Juliane Koepcke trudged through the Amazon Rain Forest [as a result of a plane crash] without any gear or food, smashing her way through the snarls of vegetation and plant life, avoiding the man-eating crocodiles she routinely encountered, and fighting off insect swarms, clouds of leeches, and other disgusting creatures of blood-sucking and/or multi-legged insanity. She drank river water, battled through infection and disease, foraged for whatever scraps of food she could get her hands on, and did a bunch of other badass Bear Grylls-types of s*** just to stay alive long enough to find help.
Man vs. Wild with Will Ferrell.
“I call the eyeball.”